A man who used a plastic bottle as a bad word toy and got his penis stuck in it for four days has had to have it amputated. In absence of a woman, the inventive man thought the drinks container would be the next best thing to satisfy himself bad wordually.
By the time he reached the hospital – with bottle still attached – the penis had turned black and had started to decay. Medics had no choice to remove the organ.
Doctor Dennis Chirinos, the urologist who carried out the surgery, said the the patients urethra had to be repositioned so he is still able to urinate – but he will never be able to have bad word again.